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rice rocket

Slow ass 4-cylinder car with a slew of cheap mods. These can include a "coffee-can" exhaust, performance parts stickers, rims, tinted windows, and the always necessary unpainted wing. There are rare versions that are actually respectable, but most are downright laughable.
Some honda pulled up to me with a tach-light for shifting and started revving. I managed to crush him two times in a row with 4 people in my truck, a full tank of gas, and studded snow tires. That's what 5.7 liters and 330 pounds of torque does.
by Jason December 8, 2003
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vagina rocket launcher

the result of lack of sleep and the acess to wikipedia. this occurs when there is nothing else to search for, thus creating the need for something stupid. this phrase is usually the result.
dude... i got a great idea.

what?

vagina rocket launcher!
by seanofdoom2 November 9, 2008
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useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless
Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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Cum Rocket

When you havn't jacked off in a long fucking time and you have sex and you cum so much it fucked blows her vagina up ( Like in scary movie ) LMAO!
Zach aka Lice Z4ch1 was so horny off Louis he couldnt help it and jacked off and made a huge cum rocket and blew his moms head off.
by xxplosive2009 September 16, 2005
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Chez Rocket

That 3 Ninjas movie is a real chez rocket, dude.
by Wes December 9, 2004
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Hobbit Rocket

The act of blowing snot up a person's butthole.
Alexis gave me the worst hobbit rocket last night i had snot in my ass for an entire hour.
by superfastjojo March 27, 2011
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tijuana whistle rocket

when a male inserts his penis into an asshole filled with feces. The person who's asshole is being occupied then proceeds to push with extreme force, causing the whistle rocket to occur.
"Fuck me with your slimy whistle rocket."
by funkyaaron May 13, 2005
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