operation ranch hand

when you have just finished masturbating and you have ranch all over your hand

Oh shit, i forgot to clean the ranch off my hand.

by G-sus March 11, 2004

ranch dressing

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.

"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"

by braceface:) February 6, 2009

ranch hand

a really good handjob or fingering
or
someone who works on a ranch part or full time
dumbass

i got a ranch hand yesterday

by angel face April 10, 2004

jolly rancher

a really good kisser.

Want something tasty try a jolly rancher.

by pleaze September 25, 2006

jolly rancher

A homosexual farmer.

Notice how that Tim Pickerin is always tending to his sheep and not his crop? Hell, he sure is a jolly rancher!

by Ben Kessler February 19, 2005

Roncher

Someone who presents themselve grossly, and Looks like they could be from a trashcan. They are the true meaning of a snot rag

Ew look at that girl, she looks like she could be a roncher for sure!

by Bluekatt890765 July 6, 2015

meanwhile, back at the ranch

In a story, it means,"Meanwhile, in another part of the story,"and has nothing to do with ranches.

Timmy put the finishing touches on his painting. Meanwhile, back at the ranch , Lolita was finishing her cake.

by Newbia May 4, 2004