Cronch queef

When you fart into a females genital
Dude I cronch queefed in Dylan’s mom 5 times last night
by Captain sandy hook April 12, 2022
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Sonic Queef

A extremely wet queef which breaks the sound barrier
Example: Man 1: Yo what was the sound last night?
Man 2: My girlfriend sonic queefed while we were fucking, sorry bro.
by John Willcox December 15, 2016
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surrogate queef

when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.
Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb

What's a surrogate queef? Noun

Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective
by QueefLord January 07, 2016
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Queef queen

A female that queefs so much and so loud they could be considered the queen of queefs
“That was so loud! She’s would be a good queef queen
by Freggyfr February 05, 2023
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Queef Locker

Queef Locker

Formerly known as the bunt or gunt modern science has discovered that the protrusion on a woman below her stomach is in fact where she stores her queefs.
Man I slapped her queef locker and it set off my car alarm.

Check out that queef locker she’s ready to blast off.
by JerBear 1977 June 10, 2018
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queef fest

When a herd of untamed females who have been untouched by the very hand of Buddha all gather on a cushion or vehicle of some sort and queef up to 20 times in the span of 30 minuets
My mom just got a new car let’s go have a queef fest
by Dr. Queef Cakes January 14, 2018
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Flaming Queef

the act of using an aerosol can to fill a woman's vagina with gas and lighting it on fire as she queefs out the gas.
Don't try a flaming queef, you will actually bomb your pussy.
by cherrybizomb December 13, 2016
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