Procrastafarian

A person who insists they are going to get dreadlocks but then keeps putting it off

Person 1: Tarquin is mugging me right off. He's been banging on about getting dreads for at least 6 months but all he's done is stop washing his hair.
Person 2: He's the archetypal procrastafarian.
Person 1: Word.
Person 2: Righteous.

by pipparts April 13, 2014

Procrastinap

The direct usage of a nap to avoid or otherwise put off completing an obligation.

"I was gonna finish this essay last night, but the motivation was not happening and I ended up taking a fat old procrastinap."

by Satanbean October 12, 2014

Procrastistudy

Procrastistudy (verb): To procrastinate studying for one final by studying for another.

I procrastistudied for my property final when my torts final is in 4 days. I know more about fee simple absolutes than affirmative acts right now! To live is to procrastistudy. I procrastistudy, therefore I am.

by TerraNova December 4, 2014

Procrastinitus

The inability to concentrate on doing something, to the point where it is as if you have an actual illness.

Man, I really to need to get my Maths work done, I totally have Procrastinitus.

by StirfriedBacon January 13, 2015

procrastigoogling

The act of Googling anything -- celebrity gossip, your own name, or how to get the smell of baby vomit out of your couch -- in order to avoid doing the computer work you're supposed to be doing.

Why aren't you done with that script yet? Oh! You were procrastigoogling again, weren't you?

by joz21 May 15, 2014

Procrastinate

Ill write the meaning later.

I procrastinate so much instead of doing work.

by gobsalmighty May 20, 2014

Procrastigramming

The act of procrastinating using programming. It could also mean the act of procrastinating your programming for activities and bulletin boards.

I have so much homework to do, so I am procrastigramming by doing my interactive passive for my floor.

by TamimiUrban February 16, 2015