Premaditated

When someone is Premad at you and starts taking it out on you before you even make them mad.

Jack: “Bae was flipping me off and getting upset with me yesterday and it was before I even called her a seaplane it was completely Premaditated!”

by Jackaranda January 30, 2022

Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts

Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.

Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”

by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022

#preach

Agreeing with somebody but with a funny hashtag

nts has more admin abuse that rosi #preach

by TuberOP March 31, 2022

Preace

Peace, but with an R

Person 1: Gtg, peace!
Person 2: Preace!

by ♪⁖⁅ person 3 ⁆⁖♪ May 1, 2022

Premature Epackulation

A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.

Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."

by gmenrock May 21, 2022

Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."

by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022