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rock patch

i like to be in the rock patch , its hot but fun.
by r. cane October 10, 2005
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Pumpkin Patch

(VERB)

The act of
(A) Obtaining a pumpkin
(B) Drilling multiple holes into the pumpkin (of various size) - perhaps carving them out
(C) Heating the pumpkin (via microwave or oven)
and then
(D) Having a large group of men attempt to patch the holes of the pumpkin with their respective penises.

Alas: A pumpkin patch.

(NOUN)

- A gathering of males attempting to patch the holes of a carved pumpkin with their penises.
- A group of scrubs
(VERB)

Martin: "Yo kewlkid987 - spawn camping is prohibited on this server."
Steve: "What is this, a pumpkin patch server?"

(NOUN)

Bill: "Hey Joe, how did you like the midnight release of the new Call of Duty?"
Joe: "At first it had some perks, but it ended up becoming the usual pumpkin patch like every other one of these midnight releases."
by NapoleonBonrhrd November 9, 2013
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cabbage patch kids

A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.
Damn, those cabbage patch kids on the johnny made me sploosh through my pants.
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yodel patch

The area between the balls and butthole, also known as the grundle or the taint.
Dave is always eager to lick dingleberries and any other kind of shit remnants off of his frat brothers' yodel patches.
by Dave B. December 19, 2003
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Patchouli

Gertrude's patrueli reeks of the essence of old lady burial dirt . Patchouli The smell of "little old ladies" who have passed away shortly after burial .
by The funeral director February 28, 2019
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pachowli oil

Fragrant body oil for hippie dogs.
That poodle reminds me of the 60's. Must be her pachowli oil.
by steve freund November 6, 2007
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Faggit Patch

A kid who is the outcast of society also who is called gay or is said to like guys by all of his freinds
No one shall fear, Faggit Patch is here
by FaggitPatch January 26, 2010
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