panda eyes

When one punches both eyes of another person and gives the victim 2 black eyes; causing the victim to have a strong facial resemblance of the panda.

I caught my girl cheating on me, so I grabbed sancho and beat the living hell out of him, and finished by knocking him out by punching the spleen, sprinkling birdseed and honey all over him, dragging his naked body onto a crowded street before finishing off his punk arse with a nice set of panda eyes. That'll teach him not to cheat again.

by edw007 October 2, 2007

dirty panda

a asain or korean or japanese pearson

there are a lot of dirty pandas driving in dimond bar.

by pokepotty August 1, 2011

sexual panda bob

the king of sexual pandas including (but not limited to) sexual panda reb, sexual panda kev, sexual panda mela.

Sexual Panda Bob came over last night and made me 42 dollars.

by Court March 4, 2004

panda

Fiat Panda, box-like small car produced in the 80's and 90's. Known for its inability to wishstand even moderate damage without being written off. Also known as the Fiat Marbella.

I put my briefcase of the roof of the panda and it caved in.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

panda

panda used in conjunction with the word 'sexual' originates from an unknown south park episode featuring the comment 'sexual harrasment panda!" and has thus been used to describe anything that has high sexual status or value

that girls a proper panda
your tight top is well panda

by sam April 24, 2004

Panda

Hairy gay man normally referred to as a bear is a Panda when that hairy gay dude is Asian.
A hairy GAM Gay Asian Male
A highly prized item sought out by rice queens. You try to find a hairy Asian.

I'm trying to catch a Panda tonight so I'm flagging my stuffed Panda... Left Pocket! Hanky Code

My Panda's not big, but he's hairy.

by Cmont March 31, 2008

Hello Panda

Hello Panda is just this like, japanese cookie thing. It's got cream and stuff inside. It's like Pocky, except less overrated and less familiar to weaboos.

When you bite into it, the sticky creamy white stuff fills your mouth.

See what I did there?

"...Oh cool, I just bought some Hello Panda. Good for me. :D"

by LOLWUT LOLWUT LOLWUT June 7, 2009