Post Masturbation Snooze

The overwhelming tierdness recieved after a very successful session of masturbation. The snooze is used as a way to relax and restore the body to premasturbation state.

Boots:" dam dude that post masturbation snooze had me out for at least 2 hours. it was amazing and my cock feels great."

by jewjewb October 25, 2007

poser

1.one who pretends to be someone whose not.
2. who tries to fit in but with exaggeration

An Avril Lavigne fan

"Like oh my god! She is not pop, dammit! She is totally punk rawk!"

by pool May 15, 2003

postal

Gone crazy or insane; irrational. Came into use after a number of workplace shootings by disgruntled U.S. post office workers.

"Tina tore up her homework, yelled at her mom, and slapped her little brother! She's gone postal!"

by Ace February 5, 2002

Potter Poser

One who pretends to be the biggest Harry Potter fan in the world, when in all reality they have only seen the movies and have not read the books.

Person 1: AHH!! Harry Potter!! I love Harry Potter!! YAY YAY YAY!! NEW MOVIE!!!
Person 2: Shut up. You don't even know what a Horcrux is.
Person 1: Who cares! I love me my HP!
Person 2: Ya stupid Potter Poser

by thekidwiththescar January 1, 2011

post rock

Post rock is a genre of rock music coined by British music Simon Reynold as "using rock instrumentation for non-rock purposes, using guitars as facilitators of timbres and textures rather than riffs and powerchords." Post Rock will often times be built like classical music with different movements and emphasis on musical composition and dynamic movements. Common instruments used by post rock bands are guitars and basses as well as drums, auxillary percussion, string instruments, pianos, and even bagpipes and the occasional tape loop run through the record.

"I saw this band called Godspeed you! Black Emperor last night"
"Were they any good?"
"Oh yeah, they totally post-rocked"

by Blackbird July 9, 2005

too posh to push

Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.

Victoria Beckham and Britney Spears are two celebs who are too posh to push. Can you blame them? Being all stretched out down there sounds kinda awful.

by cherryblossom December 10, 2007

postureo

A Spanish word that one uses when trying to pretend he/she is doing something so that everyone knows. It is commonly used in selfies.

Studying in ALE 1? Que postureo!

by teachingspanishpeople November 6, 2014