Narrative Fapping

When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.

Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.

by ZepherFish March 8, 2024

fap cop

Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.

My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.

by Macadamias May 18, 2014

Jackson fap jack

.The THICCEST person you’ll ever see 👀...

.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!

Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)

“ Do you know that guy Jackson fap jack?”
Yeah I heard he was really thiccccccccc 👀

by Alexis Jasmin 🤮 September 21, 2018

Fap likes

The name for social media ‘Likes’ a female receives when she posts attention seeking photos with the sole purpose of showing off her body.

“She wants people to gawk, dude. She posted this picture on Instagram for fap likes.”

by mojomoop February 17, 2022

Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.

-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".

by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025

Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.

Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.

by Murzon December 8, 2022

Fap Strength

Muscle strength you gain from masturbating

Well after masturbating 36 times in a row I think I gained some Fap Strength

by Chase Farnham June 13, 2018