Meat 'n Beans

Another colloquial expression for the male genitals. The old cock and balls.

Roger woke up his wife and fed her hungry mouth a healthy serving of Meat 'n Beans.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Meat sweater

A Canadia Un-circumscribed penis.

My homeboy Chris Shelly is sporting a "meat sweater "

by DR. ROSENPENIS July 27, 2016

Meat circles

A soft, slightly smoked, bright red, circular sliver of meat that is commonly found on pizza. Meat circles can last up to 3 weeks after being opened.

Only a cool nigga can eat meat circles, so if you're friends with someone who does you better cherish them.

DISCLAIMER!
Pepperoni and meat circles are two completely different things, never ever mix them up.

I love meat circles on my pizza.

friend: "What did you eat before you got here?" Me: "oh, I had pizza with meat circles and tiny hats !"

Bro I think your meat circles have gone bad, smh.

by asillykiddo November 6, 2019

Meat pie

An Irish boi named Glen

Stop being such a meat pie

by julian007 May 7, 2021

Skirt Meat

When Someone is so obese that their stomach does not stop at the waste line. It is like a spare tire but not around your mid-drift, however around your pelvic region. It hangs over the genital area.

"OMG!!! That girl is so fat, she has a horrible case of skirt meat!"

by xosusanxo March 8, 2009

cougar meat

These are the males in their late-teens or 20s that "cougars" are on the prowl for.

Cougar #1: Hey, did you see that hot cutie with the Ed Hardy shirt going into the men's room?

Cougar #2: Oh yeah, definite cougar meat - I want to jump his bones!

by Atlanta Bob September 18, 2009

Pillow Meat

When you wake up with food next to you ... most likely that you do not recall purchasing while drunk the night before.

I once woke up with a full schwarma still in the foil in my hand. Scoffed it without thinking. Good Pillow Meat.

by GoforJesse September 1, 2013