Maternal Support

Something I don’t have

*I proceed to shed a single tear over my lack of maternal support*

by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 3, 2018

Matenrou

a dilf and two gays

Hey have you heard of matenrou?!

That one division with the dilf and those two gays? Yeah I’ve heard of them

by hifuminzz April 30, 2021

getto matel

a household item that is used for a kids toy.

what is that bunt pan and spoon doing in your kids room? oh thats is her getto matel drum set.

by keveeen March 19, 2008

Screw mates

A screw mate is a roommate who you happen to have casual sex with every now and then. It can even be a progressive thing where you start as occupying an apartment together to occupying each other’s beds and bodies from time to time.

Friend: “You wouldn’t believe what happened last night with Brad and I...”

Me: “Did you guys get into an argument about the dishes being left out?”

Friend: “No bro, we became screw mates, even though he’s straight.”

Me: “What is a screw mate?”

Friend: “You know, it’s where you’re living together as friends and happen to screw every now and then... mates who screw for fun.”

Me: “Sounds like the plot to a porn...”

by Dmart711 April 27, 2021

Tow Mater

A tow truck from the Cars movies by Disney who somehow manages to be a Chad and a Virgin all at once?

Seriously, though.

Person 1: “I’ve been ejaculating to Tow Mater scenes daily, bro”

Person 2: “what the fuck?”

by Twyst66 July 4, 2021

ms mateo

an annoying balding teacher who says "okayyy soo.." for a living

ms mateo is always yelling okay so like just stfu

by concashzz July 2, 2023

Second Hand Material

To reuse a joke that was already said earlier, but is still as funny or funnier the second time. It could be so funny, that it will become an inside joke.

Tuesday: Hey Joel, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
LOLL!
Thursday: Hey Kat, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
DOUBLE LOLL!!
Kat: You just used second hand material you bitch!

by AndyTheKat December 20, 2008