Definitions by Twyst66

Dog Water 

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something

Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it

10 year old child on mic: let’s go! You’re dog water, you trash can!

You: …

Dog Water by Twyst66 January 16, 2022

Dead meme 

A meme from around 2010-2016 that facebook moms post on their stories.

Mom-look at this meme i saw earlier today. isn’t it funny?

*shows a thinking dinosaur meme, or something to do with dabbing or supposed Gen Z/ millennial lifestyle, often with minions involved*

You-that is such an dead meme. that meme died at least 8 years ago.

Dead meme by Twyst66 December 10, 2021

Tow Mater 

A tow truck from the Cars movies by Disney who somehow manages to be a Chad and a Virgin all at once?

Seriously, though.

Person 1: “I’ve been ejaculating to Tow Mater scenes daily, bro”

Person 2: “what the fuck?”

Tow Mater by Twyst66 July 4, 2021

Bessie 

A stereotypical name for a cow, usually in children’s literature or television.

Woah, Bessie! Careful! Easy, girl! (So on and so forth)

Bessie by Twyst66 June 4, 2021

Gred

A mix of green and red.

Aka: Brown (complimentary colors mixed together make brown)

Bro have you seen that color? It looks Gred!

Gred by Twyst66 June 4, 2021