Medieval massacre

The process of filling a bathtub with diarrhea and performing a puppet show for a hooker while they play a gameboy color, slap you in the face with a wooden soup ladel, and blow bubbles in the bathtub.

Phil robbed a bank and bought a ferret. Then he traded it to a prostitute so she would go to his house and perform a medieval massacre. When she was done, he killed her with a broken furby.

by Zac and A. Cash December 18, 2006

critical mass

When something reaches the threshold of it's limits. This can apply to things, people, events, or concepts.

At the party, John told Sue the room had reached critical mass and asked if she wanted to go outside.

by WEW September 6, 2007

Mass Formation Psychosis

A situation where every fucking person ends up losing their mind because one person continuously whines about unchangeable life circumstances or topics forever, so it spreads like a disease into the general majority of people's lives, forever fucking them up in the head. Toxic and unstoppable.

Example 1: Betty from down the lane gets drunk and forgets what happened on night xyz, and confusingly talks about it to other people they trust as a way of getting personal counseling. Said people are not counselors and think what would be the logical way of figuring out said complication, but want to be there for them as a good friend anyways. Betty from down the lane continues to whine and complain forever and ever, thereby making a crap ton of people pissed off or psychotic just because they care for their well-being. The result is almost strategic in nature.

"Mass Formation Psychosis"

by BWitched January 8, 2022

The Massacre

The Massacre is the most expensive drink coaster ive ever bought

why do i have to give an example? ya'll no The Massacre sucks

by aaaaaaaaa September 25, 2005

penis massage

When two wrestlers , say Vern and Maria are wrestling , when either of their legs/hands are rubbing or touching against the other's groin , it is observed as the "penis massage"

Maria slapped Vern onto the floor and while wrestling , she did the penis massage on him

by sunshine selma December 3, 2007

Massachusettes Mailbag

A sexual act in which 200 men form a circle around a woman, coming into a mailbag one at a time until the bag is filled with the sperm of every man. The woman in the center of the circle is then hit in the face repeatedly with the bag.

An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.

Henry wondered why Sally wasn't at work, but then he remembered that she was still recovering from that crazy Massachusettes Mailbag on Sunday.

by Scottimius September 6, 2008

Sharon, Massachusetts

a town in Massachusetts; lower echelons of the upper class: decay in a cloud of pot smoke; yuppie, middle-aged white parents, who enjoy the country clubs their parents may have been exluded from, recreated the mold: yuppie, teenaged white children, who wish their parents were black gansta rappers from compton, emphasize the mold

Hey, Tom, I was wondering if you wanted to score some pot in Sharon, Massachusetts.

by ER Cornell August 18, 2009