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Sleep Lapnea

Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very low breathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.
Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"
by Bane78 May 30, 2013
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Gaming Laptop

A very loud laptop that you shouldn't buy unless you for some reason want to play modern games at 60+ FPS on the go.
Want a gaming laptop? Hope you can tolerate extremely loud fan noise.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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section 8 laptop

I couldn't do my homework Mrs. Smith i got that section 8 laptop
by digitalpopstar October 2, 2014
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Gecko on Laptop

A Gecko on a Laptop, duh. Why did you define something so outlandish anyway?
The Gecko on Laptop was googling some strange things...
by AbsolutelyNotToast December 17, 2020
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chans_big_laptop

That one tik toker who blew up and then got shadowbanned oh and yea haechan‘s future wife or something lol she cries way too much and she is bi
Did you see chans_big_laptop new vid

Oh yes it sucked let’s hate on her
by Nr1 haechan stan December 17, 2020
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laptag

A game played at NFTY.

Everyone sits in a circle in pairs, the person in front is between their partner's legs. One person doesn't have a partner and calls two pairs. The people in front try to touch the caller's foot before their opponent while their partner tries to stop them by physically holding them down. Whoever touches the caller first sits in front of them and the winner's previous partner is the new caller.

Basically an excuse for horny people to get some without really doing anything.
We played laptag at the convention and I was paired with a hot guy.
by cscutie May 4, 2010
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Lappe

A cold-blooded creature found primarily in service related departments.

It has been known to attack on sight and customers should proceed with extreme caution. It has an extreme temper due to it being suppressed by it's spouse when of duty.
Furthermore it likes cookies and will kill you to get at them.
Look it's lappe. Run if you want to keep your data safe.
by Cricketmanne February 18, 2011
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