AbsolutelyNotToast's definitions

Machamps.com

A Facebook group that produces completely legitimate Pokemon. These shiny, six iv, perfect natured Pokemon are absolutely legit! Only Pokemon with the Machamps.com OT are legitimate.

If you find yourself in the possession of one of these holy beings, then congratulations! You've been blessed.

A shiny Vaporeon named Machamps.com just got wonder traded to me.

by AbsolutelyNotToast November 2, 2020

SkrypticG

An outstanding twitch streamer, far funnier than the likes of CallMeCarson or xQc! Go drop all of your prime subs on this outstanding twitch streamer, or else. Or else you'll miss such amazing content!

But what does the G stand for...? Gaming? The world may never know...

After watching an awesome Twitch stream from SkrypticG, I donated my life savings to him!

by AbsolutelyNotToast December 17, 2020

Diggersby

An incredibly ugly bunny Pokemon, and the evolution of Bunnelby. Bunnelby, a rather cute little bunny, has the misfortune of evolving into this ugly creature. With its hidden ability of Huge Power, Diggersby stands as the only ugly bearer of this ability. The other Pokemon with Huge Power are cute. Diggersby is not.

I gave my Bunnelby an everstone to keep it from ever evolving into a Diggersby.

by AbsolutelyNotToast January 1, 2021

Sentret

A cuter version of Furret- and its pre-evolution! Furret's still adorable too though. Sentret has roughly the same competitive value as a Furret.

My Sentret almost evolved into Furret, but I mashed B really quickly.

by AbsolutelyNotToast October 27, 2020

Gecko on Laptop

A Gecko on a Laptop, duh. Why did you define something so outlandish anyway?

The Gecko on Laptop was googling some strange things...

by AbsolutelyNotToast December 17, 2020

Linoone

An uglier and overall worse version of Furret. Linoone and its line returned to Galar, and gained a new form! Furret should have gotten it instead.

As soon as I saw the wild Linoone, I told my Lucario to use Aura Sphere on it.

by AbsolutelyNotToast November 1, 2020

Gengars.com

A far superior alternative to Machamps.com, but still inferior to Tors.com. These holy Pokemon are all christened with the name Gengars.com... if you find yourself in the possession of one, congratulations! Good things are sure to happen to you. Make sure to hold onto your special Pokemon. Forever. Amen to Gengars.com!

After getting a Gengars.com Pokemon wondertraded to me, I won the lottery five times!

by AbsolutelyNotToast December 17, 2020