National slob on my knob day

National slob on my knob day is, April 28.
Hey it's National slob on my knob day;) wanna suck my sick babe?
by Suck daddy April 27, 2018
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Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.
Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.
by alienfrompluto September 24, 2012
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An exclamation to be used when in great surprise or shock.
Man, suck my knob and call me Charlie!!!!
by Charlie Knobsworth October 08, 2006
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slob on that knob like corn on the cob means to suck on that dick or give me some head bitch
by Josval2 December 16, 2019
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knob broke

The point at which you have no money to party. You "turned up" so many days in a row that you're "Knob Broke".
Hey Gigi, you going to the club this weekend?

Can't, i've been out the last three nights and now i'm Knob Broke.
by Jboymc February 14, 2017
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