knobhead spec

The unofficial term for items customized or made to a bespoke specification for knobheads.

Typically refers to a white guy ordering something that is stereotypical of black gang culture, such as a range rover with blacked out windows and oversize wheels or a flat peak baseball cap.

Friend 1: Did you see his new Range Rover?
Friend 2: Yea. I see he's gone for knobhead spec.

by Pewty Dino April 8, 2020

Knobble

Small knob aka micropenis or prepubescent dick.

"That guy who tried to chat me up had a knobble, it was tiny!"

by Ignitedwhisper June 5, 2020

Knob the builder

Place your knob inside a vice, make small but painful paper cuts along the head.
Douse salt water all over it whilst twisting the vice making it tighter.

Marcus and Dave were bored and decided to try Knob the Builder.

by Burntbattenberg August 17, 2020

Knob Wafter

Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.

Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night

by CharSweet September 12, 2020

Knob poppin

A male version on tweaking

I can't believe you were knob poppin on my bussy last night David!

by MakeCakeFartsGreatAgain December 26, 2020

Knob cheese

The cheese that builds up behind ones foreskin in hot weather

Bro that knob cheese is super rank

by Sneakysnek909 March 23, 2021

Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.

"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."

by Tamcus April 24, 2021