Jessmar

Jessmar is often referred to as either a Rubix cuber or a very good Minecrafter. The word comes from the famous philosopher Jessmar Suen.

I wish I was a Jessmar

by SleepyKoala9156 October 19, 2021

Soy Sauce Jesus

the coolest guy on this fucking planet. vegan and a massive worshipper of unity diner. has the best clothes the world has ever known, and is liked by almost everybody, unless you are called henry. if you meet a soy sauce jesus, be sure to spam comment soy sauce jesus.

gillon: hi lewis
lewis: omfg its a soy sauce jesus, i gotta spam comment asap

by earthling ed May 3, 2020

Jesusy

In the manner of Jesus.

"He had Jesusy hair."

by Mr. Morphine November 24, 2004

Jessbian

A Jessbian is someone who is not interested in any other person, or sexual preference ..They only like Jessica Origliasso from The Veronicas.
I am a Jessbian ;) ahaha

Wow, Jess is so awesome, I think I'm a Jessbian!

by @maddiestack August 25, 2009

pull a jesus

A term used to describe something resurrecting itself. This is especially applied to electronics, as they seem to be found doing this the most often, though it can be applied to anything.

My digital camera stopped working. Unless it decides to pull a jesus again, I think I need a new one.

by Jessica June 13, 2005

Jessica Simpson

Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.

I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

Jessalyn

A Strong willed woman, with great talent, especially in music, writing, acting, and photography... attractive yet mysterious and completely unpredictable. Unique is an understatement. An extremely smart, nice, funny and good looking woman. Someone that sticks in your head. Great Perseverance, and a bright personality like a star.

jessalyn is a unique, crazy, interesting name, that is defined now!

by Phoenix1986 February 3, 2010