Josied

the term given when a person goes "on the piss". It usually involves the consumption of copious amounts of alchohol, followed by fist shaking outbursts accentuated by loud roars, the greatest of dance moves, black outs, random text tattoos on no-no places and of course the morning after vomits!

Ted "So are you going on the piss tonight or what?"
Bill " Oh yeah I am definitely getting Josied tonight!"

by fingermoustache July 8, 2010

Joscillate

To jostle repeatedly in a cyclic manner.

For the best flavor, always joscillate a bottle of fresh squeezed orange juice for a few secons before drinking.

by AnalogPixels January 20, 2011

Josdal

A Beast with a humongus penis

Look at the size of that Josdal
Thats a realy large penis, he is tottaly a Josdal

by andale96 November 27, 2012

Josh Curtis

A shoulder swinging lash monster dance move.

Rythmic swinging move totally out of tune to the music.

Done before, during and after a night.

We knew the night was going to be a good one once someone started doing the Josh Curtis.

Should have seen me doing the Josh Curtis last night, what a state I was in.

by Wonderboy09 January 9, 2013

Josh Lean

To lounge with one's legs open, excessively, in order to draw attention to one's genitalia. This position is most often observed when a person has reached Josh Level.

Don't sit up straight! To catch her eye, you gotta do the "Josh Lean".

by IkemanTx April 6, 2013

Josh Freeman

When someone throws an ugly, inaccurate pass that sails way over your head. We call that the Josh Freeman throw.

(Greg Jennings) "Damn, dude just threw me a Josh Freeman."

(Jerome Simpson) "Yeah dude, Dan Conner almost leveled you!"

(Christian Ponder) *ON THE SIDELINE* "Urgh!"

by A Viking's wide receiver October 23, 2013

joshful

When a girl has sex with a guy named josh, she is said to have a joshful. Josh's are usually well-endowed so this is a feat.

E.g.

Carolina: OMG Sally I had a joshful last night
Sally: NO WAY. I had a joshful too!
Jerry: I had a joshful too! I hope we didn't all have the same josh!

by SamKessler December 14, 2014