a big pile of poo in a urinal

Usually means when there's a pile of poo in a urinal.

I needed to take a piss but there was a big pile of poo in a urinal, so I used the sinks

by Monkeygrease September 3, 2005

In a bit

More than 15 minutes but less than 30

Ill talk to you in a bit.

by Mcfreckle July 20, 2016

inaky

A latiño boy. He is strong and athletic.
He gets all the girls and even SOME guys(lol)😂
He is into girls with a sense of style and humor ❤
In any is also very funny to

Did u see Inaky today... he was looking good in gym

by Dylan6950 October 21, 2017

Slag in a Bag

A slag, who after a variable amount of time, is in fact deemed to be in a bag.

Being 'in' a bag could include - living, shitting, having intercourse within the confines of a bag

'Who is that milling around the place? Is it just a fool?'
'No, it is rather a slag in a bag'

by claireandbryony March 31, 2010

beef jerky in a dress

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery

pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours

by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009

in a pickle

When you've done something very stupid or very bad that will bring the worst consequences ever upon you, you are in a pickle.

Guy: But I only exploited the server because everybody else was doing it! Girl: Too bad, you are going to get banned forever! Guy: Darn! It looks like I'm in a pickle. :(

by Mp5shooter- June 21, 2010

Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.

How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?

by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010