Helmet-Head

The feeling and/or sensation of wearing an invisible helmet while being high.

'Do you have a helmet-head yet?.'

by JaneJill March 8, 2010

Pulling a Helen Keller

Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.

"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"

"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"

"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"

"What happened?"

"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

helmet

the head of a penis also used to refer to those who are considered dorks, losers, nerds, or simply those who never get tail

Man, that dude's such a f****n helmet!

by giblets January 13, 2004

Helen Keller

Other then these stupid definitions here whatever the hell they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.

Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009

helmet polisher

One who is so adept at performing felatio that the head or "helmet" of their partner's dick takes on a shine as if it were polished.

An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.

Hey man, that little helmet polisher Katie just gave my rod a spit shine!

Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!

by Shaft_Dick September 27, 2008

purple helmet moon man

slang for penis

i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.

by iroc camaro March 1, 2009

Saint Helena School (SHS)

Saint Helena School is a small catholic school located in Blue Bell PA that is made up of 99.9% white people. They are worlds nicest people. They either belong to Cedarbrook Country Club or Nor Gwyn Pool Club. They all where uniforms and do not act catholic at all. The boys talk about all the hot girls, the new rap songs, football, hooking up and juul, but odly have good grades. The girls talk about extra credit, Riverdale, field hockey and what answers they got on the SS test, and have amazing grades. The boys think the girls are weird and the girls think the boys are weird but somehow have crushes on each other. The girls roll their skirts because they are to long and the boys take off their winter sweaters because they think the sweaters are weird. On dress down days all the kids where sweatpants and dont give a damn on what they look like. Every kid has a Patagonia coat, a vineyard vine and pre-wrap/halo headbands Everyone at SHS knows people from WISS or UD. Everyone loves Notre Dame, Villinova or Penn State and where so upset when Carson Wentz tore his ACL. There are 4 schools that these kids might go to for high school, Mount, Gwynedd, LaSalle or PREP. The kids here are very hard workers and even the dumbest kids study because they know they need first honers and a scholarship for 20K or higher. The boys play football at recess while the girls gossip in a small circle. These kids have grown to be family and car-pool every week. There really is no other place like SHS.

I would not be where I am without Saint Helena School (SHS)

by tl_tl January 2, 2018