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Guitard

1. A person who can play the guitar, regardless of skill level, with little to no knowledge of music theory.
"A guitard may be able to play a Gmaj7 chord, but not be able to recognize that it is a Gmaj7."

"Although Paul can play the guitar really well, he's such a guitard when I tell him to play a phrygian mode in Db. He clearly has no idea how."
by Samyool080 July 15, 2019
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gintard

My mate reckons his aboriginal friend got caught fucking his own sister, wont be long till they have a lttle gintard running around
by Rale chaddington November 7, 2019
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gontaguuji

Person1: do you ship ✨gontaguuji✨
Person2: yes.
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Guitars, Cadillacs

Girl you taught me how to hurt real bad and cry myself to sleep
You showed me how this town can shatter dreams
Another lesson about a naive fool that came to Babylon
And found out that the pie don't taste so sweet
Now it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home
Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
There ain't no glamour in this tinseled land of lost and wasted lives
And painful scars are all that's left of me
Oh but thank you girl for teaching me brand new ways to be cruel
If I can find my mind now, I guess I'll just leave
And it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home
Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
Oh it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home
Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
It's the only thing that keeps me hanging on
It's the only thing that keeps me hanging on
by Death Menace December 18, 2022
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Dead Guitar era

A stretch of time in popular music where modern Rock bands reduce guitar use in their music in favor of keyboards and electronics. Usually lasts about 3-5 years. This does not mean guitar oriented music doesn't receive radio airplay or that the bands in question remove the instrument from their music altogether.
The time this definition was written could be considered a dead guitar era, with the rise in prominence of bands like Imagine Dragons.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 30, 2014
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Air Guitar

A procedure in which people imitate a guitar - playing situation (with no actual guitar) to a popular song which makes them look retarded beyond all recognition. usually most common with guys who are into metal/rock music and have no friends.
"He was playing the Air Guitar again." - Guy1
"God Dammit!" - Guy2
by Javvino October 11, 2014
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Cock Guitar

When a man violently masturbates while rocking a sick guitar solo and head-banging harder than corpse grinder
Hey jim, last night i rocked the cock guitar so hard, next thing i knew i was the center of a mosh-pit
by Devoid1436 May 26, 2015
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