Gift

G.I.F.T.

Grandma I'd Fuck Tonight.
Whether her and her kids are sluts at a young age or you're just really into wrinkles, her shaggy poon is a Gift to you.

"I don't care how many little bastards she's got, I'd still pound that Gift's decrepit old ass."

by godofapathy March 12, 2008

Giffords

A retard or the act of being retarded. Acting like you got shot in the head and recieved brain damage.

Joe: "Heh, heh YOUR MOM

Garrett: "Your such a Giffords"

OR

Tap your right hand over your chest and say "Giffords" in a retard voice.

by cowlik1721 February 22, 2011

giffer

Meaning Girlfriend:

a noun derived from the common truncation of Girl Friend to GF, and then written phonetically as: Giff + er (to form an agent noun).

Dan: "What are you doing this weekend? Want to drink?"
John: "Shit, I can't! I have to have dinner with the giffer's parents."
Dan: "Bummer dude. I hear Sally's dad is ex-navy-seals, hope you make it out alive"

by Shadymilkman September 23, 2014

gift box

A box with a gift inside

I got tommy a gift box because it was his birthday.

by Niall Horan ayyy January 3, 2014

shonky gift tactician

giver of useless articles described as "gifts".usually old crap that they no longer want themselves.see also (Gimblett)

by candyass white boy June 21, 2003

Fred Flinstone Gift

This means a type of gift (usually from a husband to his wife) that was bought for his use, and her birthday, Christmas, etc. was a scapegoat for it.

A man may buy his wife a fishing rod for her birthday, and when she says she would never use it he jumps on the chance to use it for himself...this is a classic Fred Flinstone Gift.

by downtownchick September 7, 2010

Giffy

"Girl I'd Fuck in Five Years".. For those girls in their mid teens that you can tell will be amazing once LEGAL!

That lady's daughter is definitely a GIFFY...

by Matty Hamilton July 1, 2009