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Giffords is a cob word for breasts used in the county of Kent, United Kingdom.

(Cob is the Kentish regional language)
That Canterbury bird's got a lovely set of giffords, Gillat.
giffords by Jacques-Alain January 23, 2013
Words you can keep
A retard or the act of being retarded. Acting like you got shot in the head and recieved brain damage.
Joe: "Heh, heh YOUR MOM

Garrett: "Your such a Giffords"

OR

Tap your right hand over your chest and say "Giffords" in a retard voice.
Giffords by cowlik1721 February 22, 2011
A name given to the person or corpse recieving a teabag. Named after democratic congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, shot in the head by a teapartier on January 8th, 2010.
So, after you have killed your Giffords, press the L3 button on your controller to teabag them repeatedly, adding insult to injury.
Giffords by corpse_enthusiast January 9, 2011

Pulling a Gifford

Doing fuck all
John: What've you been doing all day?
Andrew: Nothing, I've just been pulling a Gifford.

Dave: What've you been upto dude?
Jim: Pulled a massive Gifford
Dave: You're such a lazy bastard
Pulling a Gifford by Jemima669 January 4, 2012

giffordish 

words, sayings, or actions which pertain to a Mr. C Gifford's 7th hour intro to theatre class
you sneaking up behind her was very giffordish
giffordish by poorgifford May 31, 2011

Kathie Lee Gifford

A television host whose work includes the Today show and Live! with Regis and Kathie Lee.
Kathie Lee Gifford is an author of two books and a Today show host.
Kathie Lee Gifford by qlh27 January 29, 2015

The Gifford School 

The Gifford School is a Special Ed school in Weston Massachusetts that is one of the sketchiest schools in America all you see there are kids being restrained by staff while the staff are smiling and laughing and it is impossible to do work there because kids would scream and bang on the walls and the staff there claim they will help yet they are very manipulative and have no respect towards Innocent kids who are dying to transfer back to there public school and the only kids they respect are white kids claiming there "gangstas" and most of the kids even the staff are Racist and Homophobic to anyone but 100% straight white people and they will send kids to this place called "the counseling area" often refered to as the "CA" when they "talk about people when they are not in the room" which is the perfect time to talk about someone you don't like and I am actually surprised parents think this is a good school and send their kids there yet there are gangs, drug dealers, sensitive kids that want to shoot up the school, teen pregnancy, racism and homophobia towards everyone but straight white people, and many more fucked up things that don't even happen at a public school
The Nazi's Kidnapped Jews and kept them at The Gifford School during World War 2
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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