werewolf feet

Ugly feet. Usually long and boney. Person has wolf nails.

Mark thought Jane was one of the most attractive women he had ever seen. Until one day he unexpectedly got a glance at her feet while she was brushing her teeth. In disbelief and horror, suddenly the wedding plans were put on hold. Jane had werewolf feet!

Mark (looking for comfort) "Man, I didn't see it coming."

Jake (friend on cell) "Well as long a she's not digging up holes in your yard, I think you should give her a second chance."

Second sentence: "Please be kind to people with werewolf feet."

by DeSimone, Elizabeth January 3, 2007

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duck feet

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna do some crack?

by gnostic 1 May 5, 2013

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Feet First!

Battlecry for foot fetishists worldwide. When someone hears that, hey know that that person is a fellow footperson.

When I entered the party, I heard some shout, "Feet first!"

by Kwame Welsh September 24, 2005

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got wet feet

Being in serious trouble.

Person #1: Yo, homie how ya doing?
Person #2: I am in serious trouble, man! Yesterday I wrecked my car, lost my job and my girlfriend married my best friend.
Person #1: You really got wet feet, homie!
Person #2: You're right. Can you lend me a rifle, so that I can kill myself, please?

by armn_ July 4, 2006

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