Flasticate

To propell an object or thing over the roof of a house or building.

"Damn I was so mad that I almost flasticated that cat to his death."

by Josh & Mike D March 14, 2003

flasshole

Someone who is a flakey asshole.

Brian was such a flasshole for not calling me back!

by You wishhh May 21, 2007

Flass

A contraction of the words "flaccid" and "ass".

Wayne inherited his mother's flass.

I looked up from rolling a joint and saw Catarina's flass flapping in the wind.

by KangDuc January 14, 2009

flashsideways

Similar to a flashback or flashforward but shows events that would transpire if a character's life would have turned out differently than what happened in the original timeline.

This concept was first started in the 6th season of the tv series Lost.

Guy1: "Man, imagine what my life would be like in a flashsideways timeline if Emily didn't break up with me?"

Guy2: "I know man, I know. Just let the tears out!"

by MovieFreak1_O.o February 18, 2010

Flash

Putting a sparkler up someone's ass before performing anal sex.

Gary burned his dick while flashing Tom.

by dingus_brody August 15, 2011

Flastard

used to describe a bastard - follower/stalker

You effin' flastard! Leave me alone!

by Alyakraz March 22, 2009

flash meeting

A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.

I was working on my part of the project, but then there was a flash meeting

by SLeepdepD September 29, 2011