A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.
by PJ Babadotan October 31, 2022
by WaterQeefing November 28, 2021
the biggest asshole in the world. is a fat cunt only bathes every two weeks and has no friends. everytime he swears in clase he gets away with it because of his "needs" what he dosent have. hes an asshole and trys to act cool
by whyhaveabswhenyoucanhavekababs May 17, 2018
by EthanAwesome YT June 06, 2021
Is a sweat at beat saber
by Cogvaledriver April 29, 2021
Someone who is scared of delivering Uber Eats, He can never get a 5-star or SSR unit in any gacha game he plays. He hates people named Jordan.
Ethan Tran is never lucky...
by I'm Horni October 07, 2020
-first man to be able to OD on marijuana
-first man to fail white plains
-ugly bum who can’t do anything right
-lives for attention
-has a 2 inch cock and is prideful about it
-cyberbullies girls on vsco
-first man to fail white plains
-ugly bum who can’t do anything right
-lives for attention
-has a 2 inch cock and is prideful about it
-cyberbullies girls on vsco
ethan mesler is a failure
by cole395 June 10, 2019