David Philbin

When you have a Mexican friend who denies his heritage.

Ur a David Philbin because ur a dirty Mexican

by David Philbin April 29, 2015

Dave Creighton

Following little kiddies with a giant smirk on your face, once you are close to your prey, put glasses on your nose.

Oi that guy is definitely pulling a Dave Creighton, he is a weird one!

by dasdasdasd July 14, 2016

David Cameroned

When you get dared to do something really crazy like shove your dick down a dead pig's mouth.

Mark: Why did you run around campus naked?
Kevin: I got David Cameroned into doing it

by J. Stern October 19, 2016

davrin

an amazingly successful man with many career opportunity's

hey davrin

by daragospawn247 November 3, 2016

Daveed Diggs

A beautiful, beautiful, amazing man who has hella good hair. His rapping skills are out of this world, he is a literal BEAST. A part of Clipping and used to play Thomas Jefferson and Marquis de Lafayette in Hamilton the Musical.

Daveed Diggs is one of the best people in the world.

by An Okay Dude December 23, 2016

david ortiz salas

confuses himself for a woman named Jessica. Likes Rakish and jumping the border (ole). enjoys meme's but who doesn't? HATES weeaboos's, loves bronies, and cant stand isabella.

David Ortiz Salas: I HATE weeaboos's!!!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!

by teresacarlisle February 6, 2017

Davlared

Your friend who has many friends which are female, yet has been friend zoned by all of them.

He's such a Davlar, constantly sitting with those girls and getting nowhere. Mike's been Davlared, was invited over the girls just to smoke

by DJQ95 February 17, 2017