sparkle cop

A policeman or woman that is content to wait until their colleagues are bent over, pinning a criminal to the ground, to stand by and grab the ass of a member of the same sex.

Hey, did you notice how Henderson grabs all the other guys' asses during a bust? He's a Hell of a sparkle cop.

by Speaking the Truth January 11, 2008

Dirt cop

Soil Technician. Someone who does quality control in the construction industry. Tester/Inspector of grading and earthwork during residential and commercial developing.

look pal,I'm the Dirt Cop here and I say all this shit is rejected. Dig it out and fix it before I inform the developer that you guys are fucking everything up!

by irvinesucks December 29, 2007

half-cop

a halfbit and a marecop put together

God,Mrs. Thomas is such a half-cop!

by dagangace May 21, 2008

artificial cop

Person trained to aim guns, shoot guns, wears a cop uniform, and hold a position in a police officers unit, but doesn't do their job. Looks at the protestutes, doesn't really have the nose for suspecting anything fishie while something fishie is going on. Doesn't just like donuts, but likes little kids too. Usually grubby hands. Will let people he knows that speed or do drugs go if catches them, like coke heads or a jock with a nice vehicle. Or an insane or insane jock in a nice vehicle.

That cop knew me because I played baseball with his son in school, and when he like caught me with coke he let me go, because he said he knew me.

Artificial cop.

by europopian August 26, 2009

P-COP

a Political Correctness Obsessed Person

Person #1: Mrs. smith asked me what nationality I am And I told her I was black. She corrected me and said I was African- American

Person #2: She's such a P-cop

by Paris Jacobs1 November 19, 2009

Hot Cop

1.
Verb
(as in hot copped, hot copping)
a task completed easily; with little effort.

2.
Noun
a. easy to be around.
b. a floozy.

Origin (as theorized by many scholars of the era)- Arrested Development (TV)(2003-2005)

1. (verb) Yeah man, Angie just hot copped her dinner.

2 (noun) Don't be such a Hot Cop, Becky.

by A Gallon of Bees July 18, 2010

Rollo Cop

Police officer or security guard that gets around by riding a Segway.

That Rollo Cop chased me down and gave me a ticket for jaywalking!

by JohnnyKC September 21, 2011