Colorado Snapping Turtle

The act of biting of the pubes of a woman’s vagina

Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle

Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.

by SexcMannn September 18, 2021

Contrafacsinum Dysphoria

Def: The observable behavioral state one is in while experiencing "Big-Dick Energy" while in a little-dicked body.

Synonyms: m. Little Man Syndrome, f. Penis Envy

Etymology: Contra-: "Counter" / -Facsinum: (See Fascinus)- "Divine Phallus" or "God Dick"; root of the word fascinate and often depicted as a flying penis with fists for balls, represents an enchantment that bemuses by victory over the envy of others, or invidia ("looking upon", See Evil Eye) / Dys-: "Hard" / -Phoria: "to bear".

"Look at the size of this guy's truck. Do you think he's compensating for something?"

"Yeah, he must have Contrafacsinum Dysphoria."

by Pendularia September 26, 2021

Contra

"Contra" is a title awarded to a superior soldier possessing almost super-human drive and ability, while excelling in guerrilla tactics.

Orders were given to Bill and Lance of the Earth Marine Corps' "Contra" unit to destroy the enemy's base.

by KiwiTheRetroGal October 31, 2021

colorado Acid cleaning

cleaning before you do acid in colorado

hey man if we are doing acid we have to do some good ole colorado acid cleaning

by tatata7 November 4, 2021

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021

Colorado Special

When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA

Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Colorado

A hormonal teenager

"how do you describe Colorado?"
"A hormonal teenager"

by Bitch ass definitions December 2, 2021