Clutterfuck

A comedic term describing a situation of excessive personal clutter, often found in various areas of one's life such as their home, desk, car, garage, bedroom, etc. It's like a clusterfuck, but with the word "cluster" replaced by "personal clutter." The term highlights the comedic struggle of managing an abundance of possessions and the difficulty in determining what to keep and what to discard.

"Trying to find anything in Dave's house is a clutterfuck; it's like a treasure hunt in a tornado."

"I tried to find my keys in Sarah's apartment, but it's such a clutterfuck in there that I gave up and just called an Uber instead."

by WhySteve May 11, 2024

cluttermuck

bumbling person unintentionally doing something stupid

I fell over while picking something up today and felt like a real cluttermuck

by Jar of Sweets March 10, 2025

Clittery

Being related to beauty.

It is very clittery outside today.

by Jackalope November 29, 2003

clitter

n. the act of littering tobacco products such as cigarette butts and packaging; the debris left over from cigarette usage.

Why can't people just throw their clitter in the garbage rather than on the ground next to the garbage?

The local bodega was almost invisible behind all that clitter!

by stephluc February 24, 2008

clusterfarg

The thing that is seizure-inducing in the arbitrary mayhem and randomness that Super Smash Bros. Brawl is.

"We always love things which reinforce our own beliefs. I played SSBB with friends and found it to be a seizure-inducing clusterfarg of arbitrary mayhem and randomness."

by Lord Sir of Master August 22, 2008

Clusterfuck

A clusterfuck is someone who's a complete idiot. It can be used as a way to refer to your friends (as a joke), or to someone who's a total asshole.

"My friend can be a bit of a clusterfuck sometimes, but she's still the shit." ;D

"Man, that Abby bitch is a total clusterfuck."

"God damn, Jason is such a clusterfuck... I'd love to shove my foot right up his ass."

by Luminary <3 May 16, 2009

Cluster of Horribleness

A particularly poorly thought out plan or design.

How would you describe the urban sprawl encompassing the city? A cluster of horribleness.

by ridelugged January 1, 2010