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queer cave

A cave of wonders. Weird to most. Solace to many. A place defined as figuratively and literally speaking. Regarded as a secret place among the gay community.
Bobby joe wanted to me to see his Queer Cave, but then I thought I heard banjos.
by Theevilearlgrey October 7, 2016
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cave diver

A man or woman who is far too sexually attracted to a woman with an absolutely cavernous vagina
Guy 1: Man. You hear about that woman who had sex a thousand times in under a week?
Guy 2: Have I? I love that shit, man.
Guy 1: What are you, a cave diver now?
by Terallis August 25, 2025
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Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.
Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!
by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019
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Ape cave

My gf came back with a ape cave after she aborted my child as a child on meth now in depression I'm addicted as I had to console and reassure with sloppy seconds
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Urban caving

Look at that douche, he's urban caving at Goodwill!
by jeeb81 August 7, 2008
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Ice cave

The vagina of any woman who is unresponsive while having sex; vagina of a partner with whom you are bored.
Man, I am so tired of visiting the Ice Cave, it's time for some fresh meat.
I can't stand her and the ice cave, I am moving on
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.
"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"
by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023
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