magic carpet

Term used to descripe the large gap between the top of the tires and the weel arches on an unmodifed car.

That suspension needs lowered, the cars floating on a magic carpet

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

carpet slap

"The act of slapping the pussy"

My mom slapped the carpet cuz there wasa bug in it

by Nohbdy September 2, 2003

carpetbagger

one who moves from the north to south or from the south to the north that moves in a carpet-bag

Wow you carpetbagger go back to the north

by corey gustavson February 17, 2008

Magic Carpet ride

After you blow your load on to her stomach you shave your grundle hair onto the load and go back at it for round 2. Its magical

Jon wasnt feeling the magic so he took that bitch for a Magic Carpet Ride

by A haas February 18, 2009

carpet burn

It is when a man's penis gets a burn on it because the women's Twat is so hairy and nappy(mostly found on black women)

Damn, that bitch gave me carpet burn last night

by Tok Kim April 1, 2004

carpet bagger

A pimp, a man who gets lots of pussy.

I'm bagged myself some carpet last night. Twice. And then once again in the morning.

by Bo December 4, 2004

carpet muncher

someone who eats pussy, to eat out; muff diver; one who eats cunt; one who chooses to sample tuna

I have a small dick, so I please my daughter by being a carpet muncher

by Philosopha April 10, 2006