bollocorn

A squishy soft toy, round in shape, typically with tiny legs, modelled on a unicorn. Essentially, resembles a testicle (bollock) with a horn.

My daughter has a room full of bollocorns of various sizes, yet she wants more for Christmas!

by jlons November 24, 2023

Bollockaboatable

To motorboat ones bollocks

My best friend bollockaboated me last night. Felt amazing!

They were looking bollockaboatable bosh

by Big Shelly November 25, 2023

bollek

A real man's way of saying bollocks.

David:"Did you see they raised the price of blue spark?"

Sam:"Bollek"

by ChubbyWilly December 6, 2023

Bollockaiser

Bollockaiser is the ruler of bollocks, it can be interpreted in a literal sense as referring to the of the king of testicles, or in a more metaphorical sense, where bollocks refers not only to the anatomical feature, but also to other connotations of bollocks (bullshit/nonsense), then the bollockaiser is someone who so quintessentially exemplifies these qualities that they can be named such.

Pronunciation:
General American: ˈbɑləˌkäɪ̯zɹ̩
Received Pronunciation: ˈbɒləˌkaɪ̯zə

Etymology:
equivalent to
ball + ock + kaiser
comes from Middle English "ballokkayser" (ˈbalɔkˌkæi̯zəɹ)

(balle + ok + kayser)
which is derived from Old English "Bealluccasaer" (ˈbæ͜ɑɫ.ɫukˌkɑ zɑ.eɹ)

(beall + uc + casaer)
suspected to originate from Proto West Germanic "Ballukkaisar" (ˈba l.lukˌkai̯saɹ)
(ballu + uk + kaisar)
or possibly Old Norse "bǫllkkjárr" (ˈbɔl:kˌkja:r:)
(bǫllr + kr + kjárr)
both of which derive from Proto Germanic "ballukkaisaraz" (ˈbɑl.lukˌkɑi̯.sɑ.rɑz)
(balluz + ukaz + kaisaraz)
beyond Proto Germanic, the individual roots come from different languages ("balluz" comes from Proto Indo European "bʰoln-" (bubble) which comes from "bʰel-" (to blow, inflate, swell), an earlier ancestor of "-ukaz" has not been found, "kaisaraz" came from the Latin clan name "Caesar", the etymology of which is unconfirmed) and so this term is not suspected to have existed in a complete form in any earlier language.

Oh yeah, he's the Bollockaiser alright. He has bollocks and bullshit aplenty.

by Bollockaiser April 15, 2024

Bollocky

Nonsense Really

Guy1: I support the CCP. Guy2: That's complete and utter Bollocky the CCP sucks.

by BULLOCKS TO YOU and up the 'RA May 8, 2024

bollawolla

An extremely butchered British version of "bottle of water," or "bo'ol 'a wa'er".

Oi mate, can ya fetch me a bollawolla real quick?

by RealmyTheMan June 25, 2024

Bollocksage

A new word invented by a German person while trying to put an item of clothing on in GTA online.

“Ah bollocksage, how do you put this on?”

by Bollocksage December 19, 2024