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Alert Bay is an island in BC, Canada.

Alert Bay is a beautiful community, full of crazy people.

The people in Alert Bay sure know how to party hard and make a scene. The children of the community are often found in the ghetto or "whelalau" stealing eachothers tricycles or bikes, throwing mud at cars or houses. these children are often found in packs or tribes and an adult is usually never in site.

the teenagers of the community have a repuation for acting 'gangster' or 'thug'. Though not all of the teenagers are like this there is a large portion... and ffs they should stop. If they want to act like animals go to P'hardy.

the adults have respectable jobs... HA. theyre selling dope, complaining about the race that took over their portion of north america 100 years ago, and getting drunk at the bayside.

No you will not get shot in alert bay, but getting stabbed may be on to the agenda. Just avoid the Bayside... and anyone that has fake names like "ransome", "da boss", "babyshawtyprincess" and other weird gangster /hooker names....

regardless... Alert Bay is still way the better than any other island you've been to. and makes P-hardy look like a Cokehoe
"Dude, let's go over to Alert Bay this weekend" - Jason

"Idk man, I dont wanna get jumped" - Tommy

"you wont get jumped, this aint p-hardy we're talking about"- Jason

"okay. but let's stay away from the whelalau"-tommy
Alert Bay by i3atbabi3z October 23, 2011
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malibu bay breeze 

alcoholic beverage.

1 1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
2 oz cranberry juice
2 oz pineapple juice
Blend ingredients and serve over ice
i want a malibu bay breeze when we go out tonight
malibu bay breeze by kaegan23 July 21, 2009
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Buzzard's Bay 

A gathering place for homosexual males to engage in hardcore affection and sexually oriented games with one another involving machines, plants, animals, electricity, etc.
"Hey Vinny, let's go to Buzzard's Bay!"
Buzzard's Bay by Steve Ness February 28, 2008
Located next to the shore but reps much harder then the shore, their symbol is a celery stick and saying is 2 Poppin 0 Droppin. When Bay members greet other Bay members they must go Argalargalarga as if choking on celery sticks. Main rival is the Shore whose symbol is straight up Potatoes.
Trevor: "Aye waddup Derek, Argalarga."
Derek: "Not much just keepin 2 poppin 0 droppin on dat shore."
Jon: "They must be reppin The Bay all Day."
The Bay by Jon Deezy March 9, 2008

Thunder Bay 

Hot bed of anti-union violence in Canada. Anyone pro-union in Thunder Bay becomes the target of anti-union violence. Many of the unions in Thunder Bay are corrupt and do nothing to stop anti-union violence because they don't care. Many union leaders use anti-union violence against union members they disagree with.
"That piece of shit pro-union scum bag is rocking the boat, this is Thunder Bay, let's teach him a lesson and break his leg to send other pro-union fuckers a message!"
Thunder Bay by SimpsonStreetLover August 14, 2016

skeleton bay 

Refering the Discovery bay, and area approximately 45 miles east of San Francisco. Nicknamed skeleton bay because many people who commit murders dump their victims there.
If that fool keeps messing around he's going to end up in skeleton bay.

Bomb-bay 

I watched a cracking porno last night, this bird took a 12" up her bomb-bay...dry!
Bomb-bay by silvermancow January 17, 2011