Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.

I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.

by zh3ng January 25, 2017

Because I’m Batman

The reason Batman can do whatever he wants and is unstoppable. Found kn the famous YouTube HISHE. Basically an excuse to do anything you want, but only if you are Batman, because Batman is the best.

Note: occasionally Batman finds others who also fight over saying “because I’m” or “I’m”. I sampled include:

Yondu “Im Mary Poppins y’all”
Groot “I am Groot”
Thanos “I am inevitable”
Iron Man “and I am Iron Man”
Captain America “I am Steve Rogers”
Captain America “I can do this all day”
Spider-Man “I’m your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man”
Mario “it’s a me, a Mario”

Superman: “dude how did you survive that nuke?”
Batman: “Because I’m Batman!”

by Batman the Animated Series April 11, 2020

Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate

The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

Abuelita de batman

What Carmen likes to say instead of ahuevo.

Daniel: ¿Vamos a comer pescado hoy?
Carmen: Abuelita de Batman

by What Pedro March 5, 2023

Baltimore

shity lil city...left when i was 18. been back three times. he first two, my car was broken into. the last, it was stolen. can't be mad though...no such thing as a job there, unless ur degreed.. can't get a degree cause the public schools suck...can't even get to the schools though. cause u gotta walk past the dealers, step over the fiends and run from the theives to get there. yeah, shitty lil city. if livin and lovin that makes you real, i be the fakest bitch you eva met.

gunshot sticatto has been the number one song there for 30 years

by migration like a muthafuck May 13, 2005

Baltimore

The armpit of the East Coast. A murderous stinkhole that you just pass on your way to DC or Philly. A place where the Velveeta is kept in the gourmet section.

That Baltimore place is better known as Shit City. Don't go, cuz you may not get out alive.

by steviedee May 26, 2004

Bateman

When ever a kid acts retarded and that kid front flips. A Bateman is a juul finatic and always needs pods. Bateman will wrestle you. He says he won’t talk to a kid. Ex Preston, but you damn well he lying. Yeah what you bateman!

That kid is such a bateman

by New Cumberland February 12, 2018