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The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) 

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"

trucker slurpee 

Named so because these are things truckers usually have plenty of. Any kind of cup (preferably a slurpee cup) filled with diahrrea and as much seamen can be produced or gathered (if with a group) mixed together a drank with a straw
Marc and Ryan enjoyed a trucker slurpee together after losing a bet to Matt over who was the gayest, they were both gay.
trucker slurpee by Jankness July 27, 2008
a) being very tired (often as a result of working too hard, studying, etc.)
b) being or feeling sick, usually referring to a headache.

"Man I was so tucked last night from studying for that quiz."

"That purp had me hella tucked"

tucked by 16 grams February 19, 2009

jive turkery 

can be used in describing something wack, bizzare, stupid, annoying, etc.

what you say a jive turkey is doing
*playing ESPN football with alway fumble cheat on* pick up the ball shithead! what is this jive turkery!
jive turkery by synergy12468 January 19, 2004

trucker-butt

A practice used generally by college kids involving assaulting an unsuspecting victim (usually passed out) by placing your anus over the victim's nose.
I woke up this morning with a terrible hangover and a constant shit smell. I think I was trucker-butted last night.
trucker-butt by TBawler March 19, 2010

Trucker-hat-hot 

An extremely hot high school or college girl who goes and ruins it by wearing a trucker hat.
"She was hella hot but then I noticed the trucker hat."
Trucker-hat-hot by Matt December 14, 2003