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fap and freeze

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.
somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze
by dickboi223 December 15, 2016
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Dick Fap

Woah did you see that Dick Fap
by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015
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fap artist

One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.

He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
by BecauseImFappy March 4, 2016
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Fem Fap

Schlicking or female masturbation, but with a catchy alliteration. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Males fap, females fem fap.
by 1stDMAN March 29, 2016
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Pant fap

When one faps without the removal of ones underwear
Just dont say pant fap in public
by Master of Disaster 64 June 28, 2019
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Fap

Andrew, Cayley, Jess, Kris, Lincoln and Tom: "Let's all FAP together!"
by logly July 13, 2019
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Fap

How suburban white boys who play tennis and Lacrosse and get brand new cars for their 16th birthday say jacking off.
Hey Hubert you coming to tennis lessons today?

Yeah, right after I fap.
by Fatdickmcstuffins July 25, 2019
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