tan puddle

Person who is very tan and very hot

Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.

Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE

by Foxy5 April 3, 2019

Joel Tan

He looks like a potato
Has a mind of a potato
Basically is a living walking potato

Guy1: Look at Joel Tan
Guy2: Potato?

by hyperactiveboi April 17, 2019

shower tan

A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.

"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"

by Ayeee23 June 6, 2019

grandpa tan

A tan that has an orangish tint and on an older male or female with wrinkles.

Yo you vegan nerd u have a grandpa tan LOL

by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019

grandpa tan

A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.

“Why do you have a grandpa tan, gramps?”

by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019

Rotisserie Tan

Tanning on the beach while having incredibly intimate sex.

Me and Marco rotisserie tanned on his private Malibu beach!

by TripodParty May 18, 2018

Canadian Tan

A sunburn

Nice Canadian tan you got there!

by JonBee May 27, 2018