squirt

An expletive portraying extreme shock or disbelief.

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
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Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
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Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!

by kr7 l3g3nd November 23, 2004

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taco squirt

when you scare a girl so bad, she unexpectedly fires a small stream of piss from her vag

last night we scared sarah so bad she taco squirted everywhere

by MaRi0 December 26, 2007

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squintfuck

When many people began calling Speener "Fatfuck," he was really mad so he decided to make fun asians by calling a friend "squintfuck." Unfortunately this word is not used by anyone except Speener.

Tak: Spence, you failed a regular math test!?
Spencer: Squintfuck!!

by Cerasi March 4, 2004

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Squintillion

Used to describe large numbers of people of Asian descent

There were a squintillion of tourists at the beach with cameras.

by RardyLou August 6, 2021

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A competitive sex act in which two or more participants stand on opposite sides of a room and attempt to hit those on the other side with bodily fluids while masturbating. Semen, urine, feces, saliva, mucus, and most forms of vaginal and anal discharge are considered valid projectiles. Depending on local rules participants may or may not use certain objects, such as turkey basters and leaf blowers, to aid in directing the fluids towards their targets.

"Hello Dean! You should bring Martha and the kids over this Saturday for another squirt gun fight."

by shartstain March 30, 2015

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