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Smooth

describes something good, also is said after taking a large swig of strong spirit
luke - i bet you cant down this flaming absynthe
scott - i bet i can!
luke - wow dude you did it
scott - SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
by Poulson June 16, 2005
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Smooth Brain

Very smart person. their brain is smooth the is no resistance to knowledge
Brian has a smooth brain. Josh does not
by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020
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Slothing

Tickling, stroking, licking, sucking, or kissing a partner's belly for sexual pleasure. Refers to the predatory habits of prehistoric ground sloths, which fed on glyptodonts (giant armadillo-like creatures) by flipping them on their backs and attacking their soft undersides.
Q: "So, did you guys end up screwing last night?"
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."

"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."
by LycanAvery March 10, 2011
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Sloth

A rather large not-to-well-known species of humans who are slightly slower than most. They lack what is commonly known as fubbiness (fubby). (If i had a gal i would dedicate this to her!!)
Hey that kid is 3.602 miles behind us.He's a sloth!!
by Noot(er) October 7, 2004
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Scooth

Make sure to clean your scooth before sex.
by Riley Jordan November 18, 2006
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smooth move Gilligan

smooth move Gilligan
This is what you say to someone who just did something terribly stupid and foolish,like the TV character Gilligan.
Gilligan's Island
Skippppper!!!
Oh little buddy!
The professor and Mary Ann here on Gilligan's Island.
Why are your clothes all torn and covered with monkey feces?
I slipped in a plie of monkey poop on my way to feed Mr.Peepers.
Oh smooth move Gilligan!
Ooh snap, you shit covered retard.
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009
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Sloth

Someone as ugly or retarded as the character 'Sloth' from "The Goonies."
G - Did he just lick that doorknob?
B - Yeah, my little brother is a straight up sloth!
by GandB May 17, 2009
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