Shizen kraut

Homemade Cabbage condiment. Cabbage that has been fermented in an arse cavity or persons bowel. Pickled preserved shit flavoured cabbage.

Would you like some shizen kraut with your meat and three vege.

by PJC71 March 27, 2019

Seized Piston

Can only be done in cold climates. When you are having sex or masturbating and when you are about to bust you run outside and stick your penis the snow.

I tried a seized piston last week

by Hduwbdwkcn April 15, 2019

Slizerp

The act of intensely slurping a drink
But less intense than shlorping a drink

Hey RJ me and the boys are slizerping some caprisuns join us

by Crd W April 28, 2019

size four

Size four is 1980s slang for an erection.

Boner. Erection.

Ex: Jimmy wore his thin white sweatpants to the dance so the girls could feel his size four when they slow danced.

Ex: Despite a raging size four, Erik was a chicken ass and wouldn't scoof.

Ex: Though Larry's erection curved significantly it was still a size four.

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 8, 2019

Soirée of twenty

A sophisticated way of saying that your having a fat party.

Very useful when lying to your parents.

Mum : So what are you doing tonight whilst we are away?

Son : Just having a few friends round

Mum : How many exactly???!!!
Son : A soirée of twenty

Mum : Okay darling x

by colourful bird Oioi November 14, 2019

spizer

In Norwegian, instead of saying "spise pizza" (eat pizza) they say "spizer".

Jeg skal spize idag (I am going to spize today)
Joiner du å spize idag? (Would you like join spize today?)
Eating pizza in Norwegian slang is "spizer".

by nilvin April 12, 2020

Smizer

A dumbass way of saying someone you think is attractive is a snack

Guy one: hey dude look at her she’s so pretty

Guy two: yeah damn she be looking like a snack

Guy one: No bro she a smizer

by Mango347 April 27, 2020