jiz rag 

someone at convient height in which to perform felatio

what have you benn up to jiz rag

jiz rag by Cupernicus November 8, 2002

happy rag 

piece of cloth or a rag used to wipe off cum off peanis

i over drenched my happy rag

happy rag by spying cow August 30, 2006

park-rag 

Similar to a fag rag. (<- someone straight who hangs around lots of girls and acts kinda gay)

word i created to describe those with shaky hands who claim to have parkinsons disease in order to chat up girls

"ay he shakes his hands at girls in the club and they all like "AWWW" .. .fuckin park-rag!"

park-rag by Gogseh April 23, 2007

Yit Rag 

any sock, towel or tissue that is used to
to wipe up semen.

Joe reached for his Yit rag as he was about to blow his load

Yit Rag by Tim Conlin December 18, 2008

ZIP RAG 

AFTER SEX THE TOWEL OR CLOTH YOU USE TO WIPE UP THE CUM

BABE I CAME A LOT, CAN YOU GRAB THE ZIP RAG?

ZIP RAG by PETER MARK TAYLOR January 21, 2010

Ultimate cheese rag 

Where on takes a slice of cheese, jerks off and ejaculates on the cheese, and slaps a girl on the face.

Hey man! I did a ultimate cheese rag to my girlfriend last night

Ultimate cheese rag by lonelymorons March 8, 2011

toe rag 

it was originally a peice of rope used by people on boats to wipe their rear ends.

it was hung outside the boat in the water and when it was needed it would be pulled in and used.

not it is used as an insult because it sounds funny

eg1: dave: ahhh that was a good crap and that toerag was relatively fresh :P

eg2: megan rachel: OMG I hate Dan Mulqueen he is sutch a toe rag

superman: great shout

toe rag by craigPaLm£R January 5, 2010