Pillowgeddon

The utter destruction of a down pillow or pillows in a confined space, or the evidence thereof. Some pillow fights can result in pillowgeddon, but not all pillowgeddons are the result of a pillow fight.

I placed a beloved goose down bolster pillow handmade for my wife by her long dead aunt in the dryer. When I opened the dryer door after multiple drying cycles I was witness to pillowgeddon.

by Rob Dove July 12, 2011

Pillow Farter

A person who farts on their girlfriend's pillow.

AJ Rothert is a goddamn pillow farter.
That pillow farter gave me pink eye

by radasballs September 23, 2011

Pillow Teamed

Being hassled by one manager when you were actually having a dispute with another manager. For this term to apply, the managers must be sleeping together.

I had an argument with Sally yesterday and this morning Bob called me into his office. They pillow teamed me.

by chickenladyloveslife1976 May 5, 2012

Pillocean

A combination of "Pillow Ocean". Refers to when 3 or more guys need to share hotel room, but don't want to seem gay. Pillows from either bed are thrown between the two, creating the sleeping space for the least favored individual. A pillow ocean.

"Joe and i needed the beds to ourselves, and because we're not gay, Rob got the pillocean."

by Le Roi De Chevaliers May 20, 2017

pillow shitter

A person who can't hold a poop. And deiceds to go into their pillow case.

pillow shitter means:
" Aww man, I really have to go. But I know I won't make it."
*looks at pillow*

" Well it is an emergency,"

" Well I guess I'm a pillow shitter now."

by Hola,soy dora December 27, 2019

pillow grinding

Self explanatory.

Kitzuki and Poppy were in Poppy's room, listening to yaoi. Poppy got turned on by Kitzuki's sexy body, she grabbed her pillow, and grinded on it. Kitzuki said to the pinky, "Are you pillow grinding?" "Yeah," said Poppy. She moaned as she said that. Kitzuki took Poppy in her arms and the two girls shared a passionate kiss. Poppy whispered, "Fuck me as hard as you can, mommy." This turned Kitzuki on, so she pushed her submissive baby girl onto the bed. "Spread your legs, bitch." Poppy did as she was told. Kitzuki took off Poppy's clothes, and her own. Kitzuki then whispered in Poppy's ear, "Itadakimasu, baby." Kitzuki then ate Poppy's pussy. "Oh, fuck," Poppy moaned under her breath. Kitzuki rose up, her face covered in cum. Poppy looked at the redhead, and moaned, "Fuck me." Kitzuki got on top of Poppy and grinded on her. Poppy moaned like crazy, going, "Fuck, ahh, mmm, yeah, fuck, fuck me, mommy, yeah, harder." "Fuck, you feel so good," Kitzuki groaned. "Harder, mommy," Poppy moaned. Kitzuki slammed her vagina into Poppy's, and the two had very passionate sex, Kitzuki going harder and faster and deeper, as Poppy begged for it. "Kitzuki, I'm- ahh- I'm gonna-," Poppy moaned, and she was interrupted. "Shh shh shh, I know, baby girl, I know," Kitzuki said. "Do it for me. I'll cum with you." The girls cummed at the same time, Poppy screamed out, "Mommy!" Kitzuki growled, "Bitch."

by P0PPYTPLAYS August 3, 2021

damp pillow

A perverted metaphor for describing the texture of something.

Your skin is like a ...... DAMP PILLOW!!

by Egor Kalashnikov October 18, 2006