Penguin

A wannabe gangster who wears their pants so low that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.

Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.

by Thomas Jeforeskin June 3, 2018

Penguin Sled

Push down somebody down the stairs and use her/him as a sled

Y’all I used my brother as a Penguin Sled

by EEGYOLKAREA51ALIENASADISGUISE July 20, 2019

Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins

Aunt Arctic Pizza is a secret society of penguins who dress in Pizzas, a pink beanie, and glasses. All of them are green and don't accept any other color penguin because they are racist little jerks. Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins (Or AAPP) survive off of puffles and penguin souls. Their weaknesses include Orange puffles, a hungry mob, and a pizza chef with an appetite. If you are faced with one of these creatures, smile cause your probably on one of CherryCheese's videos.

"Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins ate my puffle!"

by CherryCheese November 23, 2019

penguin

someone who has their feet turned the wrong way

haha! look at Johnny! he's almost walking backwards because he's such a penguin

by suziepoo December 1, 2019

Club Penguin

A dead game that might as well be an Xbox game.

Man, I love me some twigs from club penguin. BUT I NEED MEMBERSHIP!!
RLLY

by IGotEyesOnU April 28, 2019

Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.

Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.

by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019

Societical penguin

One who marches to the beat which Society has driven into their soul; one who has no backbone; a weak person, who lives up to unacceptable standards provided by society.

Was out last night and ran into a buncha societical penguins who tried to tell me I should pay my income tax!

by Redeyedrummer1977 June 2, 2019