A timeless phrase used to show authenticity and candor in a friend. Like an onion, they reveal many layers of truths, each with the same quality and meaning as the others. Some might even make you cry.
by Onionboy18 November 12, 2017
Get the Honest as an onionmug. When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick
Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good
by Bullfrog738583 March 2, 2023
Get the Onion Turtlemug. a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says
"you're asleep in london"
"you're asleep in london"
by Cola.depp May 14, 2021
Get the you're a sleeping onionmug. That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.
"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"
by dgh938peg June 14, 2016
Get the Onion Jarmug. (Noun)
A bowl/Platter of a mixture onions, cilantro, cream cheese, and the anticipated load of semen from multiple men. Often eaten by sluts in your area, chips usually come with this tasteful sidedish.
A bowl/Platter of a mixture onions, cilantro, cream cheese, and the anticipated load of semen from multiple men. Often eaten by sluts in your area, chips usually come with this tasteful sidedish.
"Hey dude, While you're out, can you stop by Ralphs and pick up some tostitos. There's going to be a huge onion dip at Derek's party tonight."
by sherlock domes May 18, 2014
Get the onion dipmug. The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.
"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."
"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021
Get the Mud-Onion Salad Tossmug. when she's giving you tropical head and the storm created by her gwak gwak 6000 ultimate 240v vibrator goes a little too hard and she starts crying
YOOOOO this bish was giving me that Ugandan onion last night and her dad saw her crying while my second head was boutta explode, this mad cunt joined in.
by Huge FAt CAck December 5, 2021
Get the Ugandan onionmug.