green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first

I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.

by Überschwanz February 28, 2007

Porch Light

Someone who attracts trouble, or crazy people.
Like a porch light attracts bugs and unwanted pests, i.e. mosquitos.

"No, trust me. You don't want to hang out with her, she's a porch light"

by SICKcity July 11, 2009

Japanese Red Light

Upon seeing a green light, the passengers of the car all dive from the moving vehicle - Thus a Japanese Redlight

"One, two, three -JAPANESE RED LIGHT"

"Fuck, I didn't jump out in time"

by ReMiJe November 9, 2009

LightCraft

LightCraft is a minecraft bedrock edition realm with a playerbase of over 6000 players. It has minigames like Skywars, survival, factions, ect.

LightCraft? That's dank!

by Floor_is_made_of_floor November 2, 2019

fail light

To fail or lose at something that's very easy. Comes from Light Mode in DDR.

You got a 40% in Basic Counting to Ten! Way to fail light.

by 5'11"Racer September 15, 2006

Cougar Light

A woman six to ten years older than the man she is dating. Not quite a cougar.

Omg Sally, who is that hawt piece of arm candy with Gina?? Is he even legal???
Yeah he's legal, just had is 22nd birthday... Sally's just playing the cougar light.

by Phippyj January 16, 2009

Tie-lighter

The tendency of ESPN's Digger Phelps to hold a highlighter the same color as his tie, no matter what color his tie is.

Digger had the blue tie-lighter going during yesterday's UNC-Duke game on Gameday.

by Jman077 December 14, 2008