older guy syndrome

when a female or females become obsessed with an older male or a group of older males.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.

girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome

by jerkinabox March 18, 2013

tent guy

A tent guy is a stone cold pimp he specializes in pitching tents and laying pipe, his diet includes quick trip foods, beer, twisted teas, American honey, fine smoke ables, curse words and offten playing the scratchoffs trying to scratch his way off the job site. His most used phrases include "you know that Heywood guy? Well he's pissed" or "Craig just called and he said why the hell isn't this shit done by now". He's not to be trifled with as a tent guy is somewhat of a ninja and a boxer all in one though most times hell just smack the shit out of you! He's a hard working badass sommabitch you heard me!!!

Look at that tent guy over there I bet he lives strong and drops the god damned hammer!!! Man those tent guys in that Silverado next to us sure are some lookers

by Rockatansky1983 May 27, 2016

This guy's built like a fucking fridge

A person who has a strong built appearance, who is able to wheel the nines and tens without much difficulty along with the occasional 8.

goddamn, This guy's built like a fucking fridge we've only been at this party for like 30 minutes now.

by please enter your username February 22, 2021

Horror guy

The one guy who made it to over 900 followers on gamejolt in 3 months you dumb ass

Horror guy is a guy that is not scary

by Bluetiger4ever April 21, 2021

that guy from fortnite

A term used to infuriate any person who is a fan of the person talked about

Guy 1: Yo bro, i love naruto. He's my favorite anime character

Guy 2: You mean that guy from fortnite? i love him too

Guy 1: I fucking hate you

by copperknife March 3, 2022

The Depressed Guy

The nickname given to one depressed pod, who goes by the name of John Tarr Jr. He is the founder of wikigameguides.com, the worlds greatest video game website.
This nickname was first given to him by his viewers due to his depressed pod-like behavior.

Guy 1: Who's playing during this live stream, he seems really pod-like?

Guy 2: The Depressed Guy is playing.

Guy 1: Oh ok so John Tarr Jr. is playing... Thanks.

by Carl's Shaft July 11, 2011

Garst Guy

A marketing figure that promotes the sale of Garst seed, often advertised on local radio stations.

Hey! Garst Guy here. If you want to go to minor league sports events or buy seed, I'm your guy. Garst Guy!

by GarstGuy December 28, 2008