farter

A person who procrastinates or cannot finish a task in a timely manner. Someone who farts around.

We've been here two hours,stop being a farter and let's go!

by Alchemex May 9, 2008

Melon farmer

A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen

Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!

Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas

by estythebesty November 12, 2009

dirt farmer

the worst job in the world you spend your whole day kicking the floor so dust comes up and you collect and you are paid 1p per kilogram.

'' i work on a dirtfarm all day''

by gangsta boi September 6, 2005

Farmer

Pseudo cockney rhyming slang for hemorrhoids. Short for Farmer Giles.

Tom: My farmers were giving me some jip this morning.

Bill: Serves you right, you rarf, you shouldn't have had the indyboo after 14 pints of lager.

by growlerj December 31, 2012

farmer

A vicious inbred person, who is worse then a dentist.

Budgie : My house is just past those fields, we'll take a short cut.
James : You gotta be kidding that farmer will bum and shoot us for breathing on his land.

by nobrash June 20, 2006

Farmer's Tan

A tan spray applied by a muscular male prostitute in a straw hat. They are all over Craigslist.

Bro, Tom just got a farmer's tan done." "Wow, mang, I didn't know he flowed that way.

by Grand Preacher of Modern Days July 27, 2011

farmer boy

An amazing individual who wears a farmer jacket.
Has long hair just above his eyes.
Smokes cigarettes.
Is lovely.

Look! Is that Kevin the farmer boy smoking on the corner I see?

by Janice Beaverhousing April 30, 2008