farter

A person who procrastinates or cannot finish a task in a timely manner. Someone who farts around.
We've been here two hours,stop being a farter and let's go!
by Alchemex May 10, 2008
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fart fink

A person who farts and then lies to conceal they had farted.
You're such a fart fink, I know you farted, even you say it was the cat!
by Alchemex May 10, 2008
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