Definitions by Alchemex

farter 

A person who procrastinates or cannot finish a task in a timely manner. Someone who farts around.

We've been here two hours,stop being a farter and let's go!

farter by Alchemex May 9, 2008

fart fink 

A person who farts and then lies to conceal they had farted.

You're such a fart fink, I know you farted, even you say it was the cat!

fart fink by Alchemex May 9, 2008