ejon

to have sex with someone in the ear or nose then cum ; or to fucked in the ear or nose then be cumed on.

bro, last night i gave a girl an ejon.

betty is such a slut she got ejoned the other day.

by earsex isnice January 3, 2009

wacinduced ejackulation

when giving sperm sample if can not ejackulate nurse shoves finger in your ass to expidite results

miss i just can't cum , its ok i'll just perform wacinduced ejackulation {IN} you hehe!

by stuart ivey February 27, 2008

eject

To break up with someone, or stop contact. Sounds like rejected, but its cooler.

Damn, you got totally ejected!

by [hi, i'm mavis] April 21, 2007

ejaction distraction

An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.

Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...

by idiot_bag December 30, 2007

Ejaz

faggot ass bitch nigga wh0o thinks he's a beast but he's a pussy ass bitch nigga

omg he's such an Ejaz....what a bitch

by ninja123456789900987654321 October 11, 2018

Nasal Ejaculation

1: An ejaculation of mucus through the nose.

2a: What happens when you laugh so hard phlegm shoots out of your nose at high speeds.

2b: What happens when you express concentrated emotion through your nose through snorking (surprise), laughing (happiness) or just plain breathing out through your nose waaay too fast* (shocked disbelief).

*Usually happens at the same time as you spit out what ever beverage is in your mouth.

Person 1: (says something funny and unbelieveable) Can you believe that?!?
Person 2: *Laughs so hard phlegm shoots out through his nose*
Person 1: Woah dude, you just had a major nasal ejaculation!

Or

"
Person 2: *spits out all liquid contents of mouth and boogeys go flying*
Person 1: Eeew man! You just had a nasal ejaculation

See also: Nasal Ejaculate (verb form)

by Person_ March 24, 2007

ejae

A very homosexual type man. He hits on younger girls and try's to act cooler than he actually is. Try's to be something that he is not and lives above reality. Ejae is untrustworthy, backstabber, and likes to talk about others behind their back.

Dude ejae said alot of stuff about you yesterday !

by TheOdds3245 May 9, 2011